Sometimes, as a newspaper person, the only thing you can do is take a tongue-in-cheek approach to some topics. This, from my perspective, is one of those times. So, before I even begin, know that these are my opinions. Most of this is written in good fun, but they still may hit a nerve to a degree. But no one should be offended by this column, and if you are, then you may be like the grinch and...