“The good news is that the person who stole your credit card is spending less than you were.” —Probably the next message from my credit card company.
Nothing spoils a Sunday afternoon nap quicker than waking up to a text. Especially one like this. “Hi, it’s your credit card company. Did you just make this purchase with your card ending in 1234?
COMPANY: (I never heard of them.)
APPROVED: $350…