Out and about at the hardware store

All I needed was a light bulb. Not some fancy 40-watt gold-coated globe that “will bring warmth and personality to any contemporary or classic décor.” Nope. I just needed a 10-watt incandescent. It was for my clothes dryer. Boy, does it get dark in there without one. Anyways, so I went on a light bulb hunt. Couldn’t get around it. Couldn’t sweep it under the rug. Had to go right through the…