“Mowing the lawn, because man is the only animal on the planet that plants, fertilizes, and waters a weed that he has to spend his weekend cutting.”
— Internet humor “You got a haircut,” one of the ladies at church complimented me Sunday.
“Sure did,” I acknowledged. “Just so happens Boyd’s Barber Shop had one left Saturday. Almost ran out before I got there, though.”
Her remark was nice and…