I think I’ll go to Germany today

You know how some days you wake up and ask yourself, “When’s the last time I showered? Are these the same socks I was wearing last week? Has anybody seen my toothbrush?” Those very same questions you asked yourself last week, but now you have the gumption to get out of bed and actually make this day count for something? Well, that was me last Tuesday. ME: Honey, I’m off to Germany! Don’t wait up…