I hope I don’t need a doctor’s note

I’m sorry, but I will not be able to come into work today. There is a Calico cat on my lap. I’d offer to telecommute, but that would mean I’d have to stand up and retrieve my laptop. The cat would disapprove. I might come to work tomorrow, but there’s no guarantee. It depends on Her Majesty’s preferred lounging site. Yesterday, I did not go into work because the dog was swirling up a mini…