Iwish I could say it takes me only 60 minutes to churn out one of these stories for you folk. That would make my monetary reimbursement for each story 50 percent higher than a newly hired busboy’s. If I eked out eight stories a day, five days a week with weekends off, took a two-week vacation every year to go trout fishing — well, that would definitely be a good gig if you could get it. The troubl…