Be calm and let someone else win the Internet

The View From A Farr

Ihave no earthly idea how to “win the Internet.” I wouldn’t know where to begin. Or how to train for it. Is there a medal for crossing the finish line in first place? Or a photo you can purchase to commemorate the event? I don’t think I’d even want to enter if an “I Won The Internet” T-shirt wasn’t at least included.

And don’t get me started on “blowing up the internet.” Who would want to? Aren’t t…