Another day, another cat-astrophe

Toby, old boy, you’ve really done it this time. To be honest with you, I’m really surprised you’re still alive. “I know, I know. And for the nine lives of me, I have no idea what I did wrong. I was just being me. I can’t stop being me, you know.” Are you serious? You don’t know what you did wrong? You jumped up on that shelf and broke every little porcelain figurine that she’s ever collected…