Another amusing after-dinner caterwaul

“Dear, I just want you to know that I could’ve brought home a new cat today, but I didn’t. It was up at work, and it was so cute.” “Hmmmm.” (Doesn’t she realize we don’t need any more “new” cats? I need a new motorcycle) “It was yellow striped and so small. About as small as Severus when I first brought HER home from work. Remember?” “Hmmmm.” (The cat from hell. That’s all we need. Another one…