The View From A Farr
According to my interpretation of quantum mechanics, dishes left overnight in the kitchen sink are both clean and dirty — a paradox of quantum superposition — until the dishes are observed the next morning by the wife who stumbles into the kitchen looking for a cup of coffee.
SHE: Hey, it was YOUR turn to do the dishes last night. What’s up?
HE: Funny thing: I was reading about Schrödinger and his c…