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Well, if you are reading this, Thanksgiving is over, Black Friday shopping has exhausted shoppers all over the country, and most of us guys are sitting around in sweats because the mountain of turkey and buttermilk pie has rendered us unable to button our jeans. Such is Thanksgiving in the good ol’ USA. And, if you are one of those people, Christmas has exploded around your house with at least…