ME: Hey, could you stop by Walgreens on your way home and see if they sell fake beards and mustaches?SHE: Excuse me? And why do you need that? ME: Preferably silver-ish. But brown would do in a pinch, if they have any.SHE: Are you wanting to go incognito for the summer?ME: Hey, wait a minute. Do they still sell COVID masks? A mask with a photo of a beard on it might work ju...